Pesky Introductions

Now that those pesky introductions are over, you know Mouthis now. Aren't you happy? Thought so. Now be happier! See how concerned Mouthis is for the happiness of imaginary readers? Its very important. Mouthis is so concerned for the happiness of the imaginary readers, that Mouthis will never write anything that would cause the imaginary readers to get upset. Just like every other good writer there is. Good writers know that the money flow stops whenever the reader feels threatened. So good writers lace every word with sugar sprinkles and frothy icing. Appearance is everything to the reader. Font, spacing, topography. Images. The 'right angle' must be maintained at all times so the banks faucet doesn't get turned off. Good business sense 101.

If life is not a business, then why is life a business? Is that one of those easter bunny or tooth fairy 'just trust us' lie balls? How many strikes are permitted while attempting to hit a lie ball? Because, I am the mirror. I have the potential to reflect the good, bad, and the ugly, at any given moment.

Because they all exist within me. Just like everyone, though, there are few honest enough to admit it. Some might describe this characteristic as being "the unresolved shadow" by many cover over and mask with false virtue.

Since book burning is back in style, I doubt Mouthis will be around for very long, but, in the meantime, it gives me something to do other than being a lemon follower of the crowd. I never liked crowds, they are crowded, and the breathing space is always cramped with Carbon Monoxide. Some say its because People are walking shit compactors, but I have my doubts.

Recently, Mouthis came across a story about someone who killed themselves in a deep fryer. Mouthis was in shock, and with a little horror mixed in. Mouthis's mouth hurts just thinking about it. Fingers too. How does that even happen? Mouthis can see someone working at the fryer, gets fed up with the boss, and says "fuck it", while sticking his head in the fryer. This person stripped naked too before doing it. Uh, why? Was that some way of driving the point home? Mouthis forgot to see what was being cooked in the deep fryer, if it was hot dogs, then, it makes sense why the person stripped naked, but apparently shoved the wrong anatomical structure into the deep fryer. Ouch, that would have to hurt...

Some say that this event was simply a distraction. Mouthis disagrees, as Mouthis is partaking in a Philosophical Psychological study of the Human Race, and there are plenty of study cases to choose from on Earth currently.